Comments on: On Being a Rabbi’s Child and On Being http://israelplug.com/uncategorized/on-being-a-rabbi%e2%80%99s-child-and-on-being/ Israelplug. Israel innovation. Made in Israel. Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:49:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: moshe rabeynu http://israelplug.com/uncategorized/on-being-a-rabbi%e2%80%99s-child-and-on-being/comment-page-1/#comment-30590 moshe rabeynu Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:55:02 +0000 http://israelplug.com/?p=358#comment-30590 Are you bored by life in general and by the countless insipid and inane blogs you encounter while trying to find something amusing, stimulating and interesting? Do you yearn for intelligent and thought provoking chit-chat instead of the mindless, dull and semi-coherent drivel spewed out by the countless feeble minds that infest the blogosphere? Are you tired of communicating only with people who talk the way you do and think the way you do? Do you crave an adventure of the mind and are not afraid to brave the unknown landscape at the border of lunacy to find it? Well then, pack up your intellectual gear and start out bravely for I am waiting for YOU at HTTP://theyeshivabucher.blogspot.com Shalom and zei gezunt until then! Are you bored by life in general and by the countless insipid and inane blogs you encounter while trying to find something amusing, stimulating and interesting? Do you yearn for intelligent and thought provoking chit-chat instead of the mindless, dull and semi-coherent drivel spewed out by the countless feeble minds that infest the blogosphere? Are you tired of communicating only with people who talk the way you do and think the way you do? Do you crave an adventure of the mind and are not afraid to brave the unknown landscape at the border of lunacy to find it? Well then, pack up your intellectual gear and start out bravely for I am waiting for YOU at HTTP://theyeshivabucher.blogspot.com

Shalom and zei gezunt until then!

]]> By: moshe rabeynu http://israelplug.com/uncategorized/on-being-a-rabbi%e2%80%99s-child-and-on-being/comment-page-1/#comment-28882 moshe rabeynu Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:17:14 +0000 http://israelplug.com/?p=358#comment-28882 Greetings from Moshe “Hung So Lo” Rabeynu, a.k.a. “The Yeshiva Bucher”. You might be asking, “Why is Moshe spending his time generating these messages? They are humorous, yes. They are insightful, yes. They are controversial, yes. But, why is he generating them?” Well, I’ll explain my motivation to you as best I can. Television in the United States currently stinks to the high heavens and beyond. Fifty years ago, there were many talented entertainers and many entertaining programs. I am old enough to remember them and cannot abide with the dreck and shmootz that passes for “entertainment” today. Prevalent now is “reality T.V.”. This is another way of saying “talentless people who will do anything and everything for 14 ½ minutes of fame.” If a curva puts out a porno video on the internet, she gets a reality program. If a has-been actress wants to co-habit with a degenerate rap star, they make it into a reality show. They build reality shows around contests to determine who can eat the most worms or cockroaches. It seems that no-one can sing anymore, no-one can dance anymore without grabbing their crotches and spinning around on their heads, no-one can tell really amusing jokes anymore. There is a never ending supply of talent-less aspirants competing in one tedious reality competition after another. The dramas and talk shows are vehicles dedicated to subtle, and sometimes flagrant. espousal of a socialist-gay agenda. So, instead of watching T.V., I roam the internet, and enter a little shtick her and a little shtick there for my own amusement. If anyone else is amused, so much the better. How long will I continue with this hobby, you might ask. Well the simple answer is, “until I get bored with this pastime”. So far, I am finding that it continues to be stimulating and amusing. I find it immensely ironic and amusing that numerous individuals go to the trouble of generating blogs and I turn out to be the only respondent generating comments on their sites. If it weren’t for me pursuing my little hobby, they would have spent their time and expertise in a vain attempt at reaching out. At least now they all know that MOSHE “HUNG SO LO” RABEYNU a.k.a. “THE YESHIVA BUCHER” is paying attention to them. Greetings from Moshe “Hung So Lo” Rabeynu, a.k.a. “The Yeshiva Bucher”. You might be asking, “Why is Moshe spending his time generating these messages? They are humorous, yes. They are insightful, yes. They are controversial, yes. But, why is he generating them?” Well, I’ll explain my motivation to you as best I can. Television in the United States currently stinks to the high heavens and beyond. Fifty years ago, there were many talented entertainers and many entertaining programs. I am old enough to remember them and cannot abide with the dreck and shmootz that passes for “entertainment” today. Prevalent now is “reality T.V.”. This is another way of saying “talentless people who will do anything and everything for 14 ½ minutes of fame.” If a curva puts out a porno video on the internet, she gets a reality program. If a has-been actress wants to co-habit with a degenerate rap star, they make it into a reality show. They build reality shows around contests to determine who can eat the most worms or cockroaches. It seems that no-one can sing anymore, no-one can dance anymore without grabbing their crotches and spinning around on their heads, no-one can tell really amusing jokes anymore. There is a never ending supply of talent-less aspirants competing in one tedious reality competition after another. The dramas and talk shows are vehicles dedicated to subtle, and sometimes flagrant. espousal of a socialist-gay agenda. So, instead of watching T.V., I roam the internet, and enter a little shtick her and a little shtick there for my own amusement. If anyone else is amused, so much the better. How long will I continue with this hobby, you might ask. Well the simple answer is, “until I get bored with this pastime”.
So far, I am finding that it continues to be stimulating and amusing. I find it immensely ironic and amusing that numerous individuals go to the trouble of generating blogs and I turn out to be the only respondent generating comments on their sites. If it weren’t for me pursuing my little hobby, they would have spent their time and expertise in a vain attempt at reaching out. At least now they all know that MOSHE “HUNG SO LO” RABEYNU a.k.a. “THE YESHIVA BUCHER” is paying attention to them.

]]> By: moshe rabeynu http://israelplug.com/uncategorized/on-being-a-rabbi%e2%80%99s-child-and-on-being/comment-page-1/#comment-25423 moshe rabeynu Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:31:13 +0000 http://israelplug.com/?p=358#comment-25423 One day, while I was vacationing in Hong Kong, I misplaced the key to my hotel room. I called the hotel manager and told him that I needed a new key as soon as possible. Three minutes later, a prostitute showed up at my door saying “Manager tell me you want nooky quick-quick. You give me hundred dollar, I give you number one nooky! I tried to explain to the young woman, “No, I want a NEW KEY, not your nooky!” She got angry and yelled at me, You want nooky but not MY nooky! What wrong with MY nooky? My nooky clean, just wash this morning!” “You don’t understand me”, I told her, “I need a NEW KEY!”. “And I need hundred dollar!”, she replied at the top of her voice. “Well“, I thought to myself, “since I can’t leave without a new key, I might as well avail myself of the opportunity.” That is when I got my Chinese nickname. When I took my drawers down, the young woman exclaimed, “You hung so lo!, you hung so lo!” “No, I told her, my name is Moshe Rabeynu, I’m not Hung So Lo. I’m not even half-Chinese.” “For China“ she replied “you hung so lo!” So that is how I became known as Moshe “Hung So Lo” Rabeynu in China. One day, while I was vacationing in Hong Kong, I misplaced the key to my hotel room. I called the hotel manager and told him that I needed a new key as soon as possible. Three minutes later, a prostitute showed up at my door saying “Manager tell me you want nooky quick-quick. You give me hundred dollar, I give you number one nooky! I tried to explain to the young woman, “No, I want a NEW KEY, not your nooky!” She got angry and yelled at me, You want nooky but not MY nooky! What wrong with MY nooky? My nooky clean, just wash this morning!” “You don’t understand me”, I told her, “I need a NEW KEY!”. “And I need hundred dollar!”, she replied at the top of her voice. “Well“, I thought to myself, “since I can’t leave without a new key, I might as well avail myself of the opportunity.” That is when I got my Chinese nickname. When I took my drawers down, the young woman exclaimed, “You hung so lo!, you hung so lo!” “No, I told her, my name is Moshe Rabeynu, I’m not Hung So Lo. I’m not even half-Chinese.” “For China“ she replied “you hung so lo!” So that is how I became known as Moshe “Hung So Lo” Rabeynu in China.

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