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101 Ways to Divest and Boycott Israel

Posted on July 30, 2008 • By Miriam Schwab
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So most of the world is sure that Israel is the root of all evil, and that everything would be perfect if we’d just conveniently disappear, thank you very much.

A great way to work towards the goal of disappearing those darn Jews is to divest from Israel, and/or boycott the country. By putting economic strain on Israel, the hope is that we’ll all just give up and jump into the nearest body of water, which in our case would be the Mediterranean Sea (since the Kinneret is really just a puddle by this point).

But where does a budding boycotter begin? The endless options can be overwhelming for a person starting out in a career of Israel divestment. Well, someone has helpfully put together a short video detailing exact steps that can be taken to boycott the Little Satan, such as not wearing any seamless underwear, or in cases of heart attacks don’t use stents. If I wanted to boycott Israel, I know that this video would be my starting point. (Or ending point, depending on how you look at it.)

Update: I just got a really nasty comment, so in case it’s not clear, the above is entirely sarcastic, and the video is a parody on divestors by showing them that they’d basically have to forego technology and their health to properly boycott Israel.

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